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In our most recent version of Clown Globe News, we have 2 stunning stories that may, certainly, shock you.
First off is the mind-bending research study conducted by American Scientists at an American University, exposing that:
Early Morning Sickness is Caused by … CHILDREN!
Researchers Claim They Now Know What Triggers Morning Sickness (msn.com)
Fortunately, now “expecting people” can feel confident that humanity has been proper for hundreds of years about the thought root cause of morning health issues.
“Infants” have actually been the biggest suspects for millenia, and currently the rumors are confirmed.
On our next tale …
Cops Problem Caution of Phony Violinists Throughout the States
Yes, you heard that right.
There are phony VIOLINISTS scamming do-gooders throughout the country, and cops have provided cautions concerning these shocking acts of individuals claiming to play violins.
I had a hard time believing it myself when I became aware of this outrageous criminal offense, yet in Clown World, I presume anything goes.
Police across America alert of fraudsters making believe to play the violin for cash– Classic FM
Stay tuned for even more Clown Globe Information.